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A Naughty Little Poem

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!

If u wErE DyInG OuTsIdE Of A CoRnEr sToRe wUt wOuLd u bUy?!.....a pAcK Of lIfE SaVeRz!!:P

hey again guys!i hope that ur havin a blast!!guess wut sarahs birthday is comin up so if u see her make sure that u wish her a happy birthday!shes turnin 13!well other than that have a good time buh bye!
HaPpY BiRtHdAy sArAh!!!
 
ThE BiRtHdAy lIsT!!!
~JuLy~
sarah
tori
jacob
jasmine.k.
so wish them all a happy bday if i missed anyone sry!:)
 
Smiles and tears and giggles and laughs, Late night calls and cute photographs , I'll be there for you til the day of my death, best friends forever til my very last breath!
 
Liking your best friend's man is bad...smiling inside when they break up is even worse...going out with him when your best friend is still in love is horrible..but watching her walking away from you in hatred is the worst thing yet...
 
GuYs i hOpE Ur hAvIn aGoOd tImE KEpT GoIn!!:)

hey guys how r u?!thanks 4 comin and checkin out mi site 4 urself!now its the !SuMmEr! yahooo!so i hope everyones havein a great one!im not!lol, but this summer is lookin busy n packed already so i gotta kept u guys in tack on this site!lol well have fun buh bye!!
luv always,
~*!ToRi BaBe!*~

A blonde walk into barbershop to get her hair cut. So the barber sits her down on the chair, and gets out his clippers and stops for a moment and asks the blonde to take off her head phones, but she says "I can't or else i will die." So he asks her again. But she says the same thing. So in his frustrasion he rips them off her head and she drops dead right on the spot. So in shock he picks up the head phones and puts them up to his ears and he hears "Breath in......Breath out.....Breath in....Breath out"

  ---->I Need You<----
 
A GiRl aSkEd a gUy iS ShE WaS PrEtTy,
hE SaId nO,
sHe aSkEd hIm iF He wAnTeD HeR,
hE SaId nO,
sHe aSkEd hIm iF sHe lEfT wOuLd hE CrY,
hE SaId nO,
sHe tUrNeD To lEaVe,
He gRaBbEd hEr aRm aNd sAiD....
yOuR NoT PrEtTy,
YoUr bEaUtYfUl,
aNd i dOnT WaNt U,
i nEeD U,
aNd i wOuLdNt cRy iF U LeFt,
I WoUlD DiE!:'(
 
A Good friend would be there to bail you out of jail, a BEST friend would be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun"
 
Some Of My Friends Are Right Brainers...U Know..The Kind That Are Fun. Some Of My Friends Are Left Brainers...U Know...The Ones That Are Smart. But Me? I'm A No Brainer...U Know...The Ones With No Brains!!!
 

If sTuPiDiTy WaS pAiNfUl...... u'D bE DeAd!!
 
flip flops..belly tops..lemonade om the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about
 
HeY GuYs If u wAnT To tElL Me wUt u lIkE/dOnT LiKe oN Mi sItE SeNd mE An eMaIl!Ok!
 
We were not sisters by birth, but we knew from the start... fate brought us together to be sisters by heart!!
 
oK GuYs HeReS SoMe SaYiNg tHaT U CaN PuT On uR AnSwErIn MeChINe!!
 
1.Talk To The Hand Coz The Face Aint Home! Plz Leave A Message After The Tone! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
2.When your not looking, this message is in spanish.
3.I am not here... Where am I? Why do you care? Are you a STALKER?
4.How may i ignore you today?
5.I'm not really away..you're just annoying
 
there's always gonna be that one guy...your heart jumps when you see him, you could talk to him forever, and when you hear his voice you fall in love all over again...but you never want to give up on him!!
 
 
Friendship is like the breeze, You can't hold it, Smell it, Taste it, Or know when it's coming, But you can always feel it, And you'll always know it's there, It may come and then go, But you can know it'll always be back
 
You helped me laugh, you dried my tears, because of you, I have no fears, together we live, together we grow, teaching each other what we must know, you came in my life, and I was blessed I love you girl, you are the best, release my hand, and say good-bye please my friend don't you cry, I promise you this, it's not the end 'cause like I said you're my best friend .
 
 
 

HeY GuYs tHaNkS 4 CoMiN BuT LoOkAt mI OtHeR PaGeS!:>

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